My Lord's Prayer

So I came up with this while a tad bored on a bus to New York! Hope you enjoy!

So our bus driver insisted that everyone said a prayer to make our journey go smoothly, so as I am not a religious man I came up with this.
Our father,

Who art in heaven,

Thank you for football manager,

As this bus ride,

Would have been dull,

On Earth as probably in Heaven,

So give us this day our brand new squad,

And forgive us our transfers

As we forgive those who transfer against us,

Lead us not into relegation,

And deliver us from evil (Newcastle),

For thine is the league title, the cups and the Glory

Forever and ever,

Amen!